Decision priority
AI can give twenty fixes. The review tells you the first five worth doing and the tradeoff behind each one.
Already ran your page through AI?
Stop chasing the 17th suggestion. Get the edit to ship.
Free AI roasts can tell you what could be better. This paid human pass tells you what to cut, what to move, and what first-screen rewrite is worth testing before you send more traffic.
Pay through Stripe, enter one public URL in checkout, and get the Markdown triage within 24h after URL confirmation. If the report does not include at least one concrete first-screen edit you can ship, request a refund.
- Best after
- ChatGPT already gave you generic improvement ideas
- You get
- A ranked human call, not another pile of polite options
- Delivery
- 24h for triage, 48h for the deeper rewrite pack
Human verdict memo
One URL
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Buyer hesitation
What would make a real visitor pause before paying or booking?
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Priority call
Which issue is worth fixing first, and which advice is noise?
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Copy rewrite
A sharper hero or CTA line you can paste and test immediately.
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Guardrails
What not to promise, so the page stays credible and compliant.
What you are really buying
Not another checklist. You are buying a compressed decision pass from someone looking at the page like a skeptical customer, not a prompt.
Buyer-language rewrite
Headline, subhead, CTA, and objection notes rewritten around the person who may actually buy.
Credibility gaps
Where the page asks for trust too early, hides the offer, or sounds like every other AI-generated site.
Recent mini-roast calls
These are the kind of first-screen decisions a report makes: specific, ranked, and written so a founder can ship the next edit.
Show the generated page, not only the builder promise.
Move a tiny before/after near the hero: one product sentence in, live waitlist page out with headline, form, referral prompt, and launch timeline.
Lead with manual safety before the speed claim.
The buyer's first fear is account risk. Frame the workflow as read the signal, draft the human message, approve and send.
Prove the shipped artifact before asking for lifetime access.
Put auth, billing, database, dashboard, docs, and deployment notes beside the CTA so the offer feels concrete before checkout.
Why not just ask ChatGPT?
You should use AI first. This service is for the moment after that, when you still need judgment, taste, and a decision.
"Improve trust, clarify CTA, add proof."
Useful, but generic. It does not know which missing proof is actually blocking your buyer.
"Lead with the painful use case, move pricing above the fold, cut the vague benefit line."
Specific, opinionated, and ranked. You can make the edit without opening five more tabs.
More variants, more uncertainty.
Great for brainstorming. Weak for deciding which version should ship today.
A clear next version.
The report is written to reduce founder dithering, not maximize word count.
Where this fits
Use the cheapest option that solves the actual problem. Landing Page Roast is for the gap between instant AI feedback and a heavier consulting audit.
Best for obvious cleanup.
Great for spelling, vague CTA warnings, and quick variant ideas. Weak when every suggestion sounds equally important.
Best when you need a call.
One public URL, five ranked fixes, one paste-ready rewrite, and a clear reason why this is the next version to ship.
Best for bigger launches.
Useful when you need calls, analytics, design files, experiments, or implementation. More thorough, slower, and more expensive.
Choose a plan
Both plans review one public URL. The difference is how much human rewrite work and decision depth you want.
$29 First-Screen Triage
A fast human decision memo for founders who already used AI and still feel stuck.
- 5 ranked fixes with "why this first" reasoning
- Hero, offer, trust, CTA, and buyer-friction review
- One paste-ready headline or CTA rewrite
- Basic title/H1/meta/crawl sanity check
- Markdown report within 24h after URL confirmation
$79 Conversion Rewrite Pack
A deeper conversion pass when the page needs stronger positioning, not just notes.
- 10 ranked fixes with keep/change/cut calls
- Above-the-fold rewrite: H1, subhead, CTA, proof strip
- Objection handling: why buy, why now, why trust you
- Screenshot notes where a visual callout is clearer
- One email follow-up on the report
- Markdown report within 48h after URL confirmation
Pay through Stripe
Use the $29 or $79 checkout link. Stripe handles the receipt and payment security.
Send the page
Email one public URL, target buyer, and the decision you are stuck on.
Get the call
Receive a Markdown report with ranked fixes and paste-ready copy.
Payments are handled by Stripe. Enter one public URL in checkout, plus the question you most want answered. If you miss that field, email it to Strictly@aedc.cc. Local taxes may be added by Stripe where required.
Scope and refund rules
The scope is intentionally narrow so the work can be delivered fast and disputes stay simple.
Included
One public landing page URL, customer/positioning notes you choose to share, copy and CTA feedback, trust proof gaps, and basic SEO observations from public page markup.
Not included
Code changes, design files, ad management, analytics access, private dashboard review, technical SEO implementation, or any guarantee of traffic, ranking, revenue, funding, or sales.
Refunds
If the review has not started, you can request a refund. If the promised report is late and not delivered, you can request a full refund. If the delivered report does not include at least one concrete first-screen edit you can ship, request a refund. After delivery, obvious file errors will be corrected.
Privacy
Do not send passwords, card details, analytics access, Stripe keys, CMS credentials, or private customer data. Public page screenshots are not reused publicly without permission.
What a useful roast looks like
The value is not "add testimonials" or "make the CTA clearer." It is the concrete decision underneath the advice.
"Improve your headline and add more social proof."
Technically true, but it does not tell you which buyer doubt to attack or what the new copy should actually say.
"Your headline sells a feature. Your buyer is worried about wasting a week."
Lead with the painful moment, move the outcome above the fold, and make the CTA about the first low-risk step.
Before
"AI workflow automation for busy teams."
Roast note
Too broad. It sounds like every other AI tool and never says what breaks today if the buyer does nothing.
After
"Stop losing support requests between Slack, email, and your CRM."
Sample report
View sample report
Inspect the format before buying.
The sample shows the exact kind of judgment the paid report is built around: first-screen verdict, ranked fixes, paste-ready rewrite, and what to ignore.
How it works
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Pick a plan and pay through Stripe.
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Enter one public URL and the question you most want answered in Stripe checkout.
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Receive a Markdown report. PDF export is available where practical.
Report format
A compact structure designed to decide the next version of the page, not bury you in suggestions.
The page is understandable, but it asks for trust before proving the output quality. Fix the hero proof before adding more feature sections.
Move one concrete customer example above the fold: input, output, time saved, and the first action the buyer takes after signup.
"Turn one messy product URL into three campaign angles your team can review before launch."
Do not redesign the whole page yet. The first buyer objection is proof of quality, not visual polish.
Fair questions
Can AI do part of this?
Yes. Use AI for brainstorming and variant generation. Buy this when you want a human to choose what matters, cut weak language, and explain the buyer risk behind the recommendation.
Will this guarantee sales?
No. It is decision support for one public page, not a guarantee of traffic, ranking, conversion rate, revenue, funding, or sales.
What makes the report valuable?
Prioritization, tradeoffs, and paste-ready copy. The point is to help you ship the next version without turning the page into a generic AI-generated marketing essay.
What should I send?
One public URL, the target buyer, what they are supposed to do, and the question you most want answered. Do not send credentials or private customer data.